Saturday, April 4, 2015

"General Life-Theory": A Candidate!

"Only Air Clean Laundry!"
 An aphorism is "a pithy observation that contains a general truth."  After a long recess, Aphorism One is back on-line.  Aphorism 149 and 150 is from William Wharton's memoir, Houseboat on the Seine.

Aphorism 149:

A candidate for a worthy 'general life-theory'; "If you don't know how things should be done, everything is possible."

Full quote: "This is all according to my general life-theory that if you don't know how things should be done, everything is possible."


Aphorism 150:   

"There are so many ways to do things wrong."  

Saturday, November 16, 2013

From Margaret Drabble's novel The Radiant Way



Aphorism 144: "Check your battles, you may have selected the wrong ones!"
Full Quote: "Is it the wrong battle I have been fighting, all these years?"
 
Aphorism 145: "Choose your own parable!"
Full Quote: "'That's what people say, these days,' she said. 'We all choose our own parables.'"

 Aphorism 146: "Be alert to the unsatisfactory nature of knowledge!"
Full Quote: "Propped up, alone, in her white five-year-old nightdress, she studied the unsatisfactory nature of knowledge."

Aphorism 147: "Contenious comments are usually not worth presenting reasoned arguments!"
Full Quote: "She applauded this decision.  It was not worth presenting reasoned arguments to Mrs Harper."

Aphorism 148: "Summon up that small ghost called inspiration!"
Full Quote: "...in order to learn again the smell of the mountain air, the shapes of the hill, the darknesses of the forests, in order to summon up that small ghost called inspiration that brings to life our documents and transcriptions, our months in libraries and years at our own desks..."

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

When We Were Bad by Charlotte Mendelson

 Photo by owner's iPhone.

Aphorism 140:   "Panic feeds in the dark."

Aphorism  141: "Think more spectacularly!"
 
Aphorism  142:  "The problem is that vacuums fill!"
 
Aphorism 143:  "In the absence of facts, we grow more curious."
 
 

 

 

Sunday, August 11, 2013

A Lesson from David Crosby's Days As A Cub Report

Aphorism 139:  "Don't bury the Lead!" 


What David Crosby, PhD and pastor First Baptist New Orleans learned from his editor in his earlier days as a cub reporter with The Times Picayune.  The lead of the story was on paragraph 16.  David, "You buried the lead, it goes first," said the editor.    Story reported Aug. 11, 2013.
 

Saturday, June 1, 2013

State of Wonder, Aphorisms Inspired by Ann Patatchett

Photo taken by Bob Eason, top of his library bookshelves.

From State of Wonder, Aphorisms Inspired by Ann Patchett

Aphorism 133: "No patience?  Then create the illusion of patience."

Aphorism 134: "A little walk at night will do you good."

Aphorism 135: "Focus your gaze!"

Aphorism 136: "Humans--they come, they build, they leave."

Aphorism 137: "Need to leave?  Leave quickly before there is another offer to decline."

Aphorism 138: "...what we do down here in hell."

Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Is the end near?


I love the feel, smell, and touch of a traditional book.  However, is there pending danger for us bibliophiles and book traditionalists?  Is our precious hobby about to fall victim of the electronic age?  I have typed Clive Thompson’s “The Paper Chase” from this month’s Smithsonian for your consideration. 

Bobby

Thompson, Clive, “The Paper Chase,” Smithsonian, May 2013, p. 14

The iPhone became the world’s best-selling smart-phone partly because Steve Jobs was obsessed with the ergonomics of everyday life.  If you want people to carry a computer, it had to hit the “sweet spot” where it was big enough do display “detailed, legible graphics, but small enough to fit comfortably in the hand and Pocket.”

Seventy-five years ago, another American innovator had the same epiphany: Robert Fair de Graff realized he could change the way people read by making books radically smaller.  Back then, it was surprisingly hard for ordinary Americans to get good novels and nonfiction.  The country only had about 500 bookstores, all clustered in the biggest 12 cities, and hardcovers cost $2.50 (about $40 in today’s currency). 

De Graff revolutionized that market when h got backing from Simon & Schuster to launch Pocket Books in May 1939.  A petite 4 by 6 inches and priced at a mere 25 cents, the Pocket Book changed everything about who could read and where.  Suddenly people read all the time, much as we now peek at e-mail and Twitter on our phones.  And by working with the often gangster-riddled magazine-distribution industry, De Graff sold books where they had never been available before—grocery stores, drugstores and airport terminals.  With two years he’d sold 17 million.

“They literally couldn’t keep up with demand,” says historian Kenneth C. Davis, who documented De Graff’s triumph in his book Two-Bit Culture.  “They tapped into a huge reservoir of Americans who nobody realized wanted to read.”

Other publishers rushed into the business. And, like all forms of new media, pocket-size books panicked the elites.  Sure, some books were quality literature, but the biggest sellers were mysteries, westerns, thinly veiled smut—a potential “flood of trash” that threatened to “debase farther the popular taste,” as the social critic Harvey Swados worried.  But the tumult also gave birth to new and distinctly American literary genres, from Mickey Spillane’s gritty detective stories to Ray Bradbury’s cerebral science fiction.

The financial success of the paperback became its cultural downfall.  Media conglomerates bought the upstart pocket-book firms and began hiking prices and chasing after quick-money best-sellers, including jokey fare like 101 Uses for a Dead Cat.  And while paperbacks remain commonplace, they’re no longer dizzingly cheaper than hardcovers.

Instead, there’s a new reading format that’s shifting the terrain.  Min-tablets and e-readers not only fit in your pocket; they allow your entire library to fit in your pocket.  And, as with De Graff’s invention, e-readers are producing new forms, prices and publishers.

The upshot, says Mike Shatzkin—CEO of the Idea Logical Company, a consultancy for publishes—is that “more reading is taking place,” as we tuck it into ever more stray moments.  But he also worries that as e-book consumers shift more to multifunctional tablets, reading might take a back seat to other portable entertainment:  more “Angry Birds,” less Jennifer Egan.  Still, whatever the outcome, the true revolution in portable publishing began not with e-books but the De Graff, whose paperback made reading into an activity that ravels everywhere.

Sunday, May 1, 2011



















Diane Keaton's library by Blogger Photo.

Walking Home to Brighton

Aphorism 132: "Keep to the shady side!" Roy B

Full quote, “I wandered along it, keeping to the shady side as the sun rose higher.” By Roy B in his blog walkinghometo50

Aphorism 131: “Try to get better!” Poly Styrene

Full Quote: [by frontwoman Poly Styrene as quoted by Roy B], “Early the next morning I read that she had died that day, her last Facebook status “Slowly slowly trying 2 get better miss my walk along the promenade."

Aphorism 130: “Nothing left to do but promenade” Roy B

Full Quote: “Nothing left to do but promenade to the end of the pier.”

Aphorism 129: “Life is neither ugly nor beautiful, but it’s original!” Italo Sveyo from “Zeno’s Conscience.”

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Shaking Things Up



Aphorism 128: "Disturb the conventions!"

Original quote: "Disturbing the conventions." from David Skilton's book _Anthony Trollope and His Contemporaries_.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Existential Vacuums: Anita Brookner, Falling Slowly



Aphorism 127: “Regulate your disappointments!” Chapter Nine

Full Quote: “What was much worse was that Beatrice, whom she loved, was beginning to resemble their mother, not only physically, in certain gestures, but in her refusal to regulate her own disappointments.”

Aphorism 126: “Neglect is not easily forgiven!” Chapter Eight

Aphorism 125: “Be certain that there are no witnesses to bad thinking!” Chapter Seven

Full Quote: “Briefly she was glad that there were no witnesses to the evidence of bad thinking.”

Aphorism 124: “Emancipation and freedom often brings with them unsleeping anxiety!” Chapter Six

Full Quote: “That freedom had, she now saw, proved illusory. Emancipation, flight, had brought with them an unsleeping anxiety.”

Aphorism 123: “Survive your history!” Chapter one

Full Quote: “They had survived their history, and besides, they had no other choices.”

Aphorism 122: “A library allows communion with true achievement!” Chapter one

Full Quote: “She could not now decide whether a library, any library, was a way out or a way in, a way out of daily life which contained too much confusion and wariness, or a way in to silent communion with true achievement..”

Friday, August 14, 2009

Aphorisms of Espionage by John LeCarré

Aphorism 121: “It is such a mistake to put one’s trust in technique!” The Looking Glass War, Chapter 5

Full Quote: “It’s such a mistake, I always feel, to put one’s trust in technique.”

Aphorism 120: “Dependence should not become an attitude!” chapter 2

Full Quote: “But somehow marriage had made her childish; dependence had become an attitude.”

Aphorism 119: “Find comfort in shared pain!” Chapter 7

Full Quote: “..it is the place where the searchers meet, finding no one but each other and the comfort of a shared pain..”

Aphorism 118: “Anticipate having to endure leisure!” Chapter 8
Full Quote: “He had not anticipated having to endure leisure”

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Rapping, Blogging, Preaching, Snowing



Aphorism 117: “Keep Grinding!” Ben B of UGK Rap Group

Full Quote: “’I appreciate the concern,’ he told Vibe. ‘But I wouldn’t ask anyone to stop their life because Pimp would’ve wanted us all to keep grinding.’” New York Times, Dec. 2007

Aphorism 116: “Establish an area of refuge!” Gretchen Rubin, Happiness Project Blog, a tribute to Winston Churchill

Aphorism 115: “Hold Truths Lightly!”, The Most rev. Katharine Jefferts Schori, presiding bishop of the Episcopal church as reported by Rebbecca Trounsen, Los Angeles Times as published in the Times Picayune, Nov. 24, 2007

Full Quote: “Perhaps, Jefferts Schori said, if all sides in the current debate over sexuality and Scripture could ‘hold their truths more lightly,’ they might yet find a way forward together.”

Aphorism 114: “Bestow little faith in intuitions or impressions!” by C.P. Snow about G.H. Hardy in Variety of Men

Full Quote: “Hardy had no faith in intuitions or impressions, how own or anyone else’s.”

Saturday, August 1, 2009

Moral Aphorisms of Anthony Trollope from The Bertrams



Aphorism 113: “Alloy often clogs the gifts of fortune!”
Full Quote: “He determined, therefore, to accept the goods the gods had provided him, clogged though they were with alloy, like so many other gifts of fortune..”
Chapter Three, The Bertrams by Anthony Trollope

Aphorism 112: “Human nature is apt to be generous in the hot moments of impulse!”

Full Quote: “We are so apt to be generous in the hot moments of impulse, but so equally apt to be only coldly just in the long years of our ordinary existence.” Chapter Four, The Bertrams by A. Trollope

Aphorism 111: “The boldness of innocence!”

Full Quote: “What things? Said Adela, with all the boldness of innocence.” Chapter Four, The Bertrams, by A. Trollope

Aphorism 110: “We need not put up with the world as we find it!”

Full Quote: “You must put up with the world as you find it, Mr. Wilkinson.” Chapter Four, The Bertrams, by A. Trollop

Friday, July 10, 2009

Brookner, Heger, Pamuck, Rice: Random Pithy Thoughts


Aphorism 109: "Know it by its absence!" Ann Rice

Full Quote: "In my book, the one thing he will not know is the intimacy of marriage. He said, 'I will know it by its absence.'" as quoted in the Times Picayune march 5, 2008 by Susan Larson in her review of "Christ the Lord: The Road to Cana."

Aphorism 108: "Give everything you can, but first learn to take!" Anita Brookner, The Debut

Full Quote: "'I will give you everything I can,' he said, reaching for hand and meeting her wide eyes. 'But first you must learn to take.'"

Aphorism 107: "Provide a counterpoint!" Susan Heger

Full Quote: "The sharp formal lines of the pond connect the house to its grounds and provide a counter point to the scattered stepping-stone path." from the Times-Picayune Living, May 2007, "Getting back to green."

Aphorism 106: "Take pleasure in observation!" Orham Pamuk

Full Quote: "His face was illuminated not by the nearby candle, but by the pleasure of observations itself." Chapter One, My Name is Red.

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Sports Aphorisms Part One

Aphorism 105: "Playing hurt is a matter of pride, responsibility and loyalty!" Unnamed New Orleans Saints football player as quoted by Darrell Williams of Times-Picayune.

Aphorism 104: "Go out and play hard baseball!" Tony Pena, while serving as Manager of Kansas City Royals

Full Quote: "..he vows the team will play aggressively. 'I believe you go out and play hard baseball.' he says." As quoted by Peter Barrouguere, Times Picayune, May 16, 2002.

Aphorism 103: "Consider Portaging An Opportunity!" by Jerry Dennis, From a Wooden Canoe.

Full Quote: "The indefatigable Siqurd Olson...considered portaging an opportunity, to hear sounds that are lost on the water, see things that until then had been hidden." p. 25

Aphorism 102: "Be a Good Finisher!" by Brian Doyle

Full Quote: " I firmly believe life is not how you start, it's how you finish. I want to be a good finisher." as quoted by Bill Syken of Sport Illustrated, April 28, 2003, p 10. Doyle was a hero of the 1978 World Series.

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Jodi Picoult, Mercy


Aphorism 101: “No laird would expect his clan to do what he himself would not!” Chapter 3

Full Quote: “It was a technicality; any oath he’d made would naturally imply he’d be fighting alongside, since no laird would expect his clan to do what he himself would not.”

Aphorism 100: “Hope that heaven resembles Scotland!” Chapter 3

Full Quote: “He wondered what God was like. He hoped that heaven resembled Scotland.”

Aphorism 99: “The sad are victims of collective memory!” Chapter 3

Full Quote: “..he was really a victim of collective memory.”

Aphorism 98: “Duty is duty, a laird is a laird, and you cannot doubt your own blood!” Chapter 3

Full Quote: “’Duty is duty,’ Angus had said, ‘and a laird is a laird. And be there a clan or no’, lad, ye canna doubt your own blood.”

Aphorism 97: “Carrymuir had never been taken by Campbells or English or anyone else, was now overrun with tourists!” Chapter 3

Aphorism 96: “It is not possible to define freedom to someone who does not realize they are caged.” Chapter 4

Full Quote: “You simply could not define freedom to someone who did not realize they were caged.”

Monday, June 15, 2009

Door Slogans Part Four


Note: The habit of finding pithy sayings and posting them on office door was the beginning of my hobby of creating aphorisms from significant literature and other places.


Aphorism 95: “Emphasize Activism, Restrict Criticism!” by Robert K. Greenleaf


Full Quote: “With education that is preponderantly abstract and analytical it is no wonder that there is a preoccupation with criticism and that not much thought is given to ‘What can I do about it?’” 1995, “the Leaders Companion”, p. 21


Aphorism 94: “I’m Off Chicken!” Bill Tonnesen, artist


Comment: I’m off chicken is the name of Bill Tonnesen’s opening reception during his 2002 art show in Phoenix, AZ as read from the magazine Booksense, p. 44


Aphorism 93: “There is Nothing More Informative Than Taking A Walk Around the Block!” late Peter Jennings, ABC News anchor.


Comment: This comment was presented to a group of New Orleans Business leaders and university professors


Aphorism 92: “Expect to play important minutes!” Michael Jordan, NBA basketball star


Comment: The sports editor of the New Orleans Times Picayune stated: “Michael Jordan says he expects ‘play important minutes’ this season for the Washington Wizards.” Oct. 1, 2002.


Aphorism 91: “Go Full throttle!” Sonny Barger


Comment: As quoted by the Times Picayune, July, 25, 2000, “The philosophy of life of Sonny Barger, the [then] 61 year old leader of hell’s Angels.”

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Anita Brookner, The Misalliance


Aphorism 90: “Free will is a terrible burden!”

Full Quote: “That is they may want it theoretically, but free will, I find, is a terrible burden.” Chapter One

Aphorism 89: “The happy climates are reserved for those with the determination to seek them!”

Full Quote: “..she was statistically sure that somewhere there was heat, there was sunshine, and radiance, and that this happy climate was reserved for those who had the determination to seek it.” Chapter Two

Aphorism 88: “Be prepared to pay for your own entertainment!”

Full Quote: “And I did want to know. And now I do. And must probably be prepared to pay for my entertainment.” Chapter 4

Aphorism 87: “Well worn phrases please by their handiness!”

Full Quote: “..she had become even less communicative than before, using well-worn phrases that apparently pleased her by their handiness..” Chapter Five

Friday, June 5, 2009

Edith Wharton and Cynthia Griffin Wolff, Ethan Frome




Aphorism 86: “Cold is the absence of passion!” Cynthia Griffin Wolff’s Signet Classic Edition introduction.

Full Quote: “There is cold, the absence of passion. There is starvation, the desperate need for affection.”

Aphorism 85: “The hypnotizing effect of routine!”

Full Quote: “I chafed at first, and then, under the hypnotizing effect of routine, gradually began to find a grim satisfaction in the life.” Wharton, Prologue

Aphorism 84: “There is nothing unfriendly in silence!”

Full Quote: “..there was warm and sentient in him fast bound below the surface; but there was nothing unfriendly in his silence.” Wharton, Prologue

Aphorism 83: “Why don’t you say something? Because I am listening.”

Full Quote: “Sometimes, in the long winter evenings, when in desperation her son asked her why she didn’t ‘say something,’ she would lift and finger and answer: ‘Because I’m listening.’” Wharton Chapter 4

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Door Slogans Three

Aphorism 82: “Browsers Welcome!”

Full Quote: “It didn't have a name - just a banner strung across the front, saying in large letters, BROWSERS WELCOME.” From June W. Siegel’s e-mail to Jan Weber, Moderator of the Trollope@Yahoogroup.com

Aphorism 81: “Look for Surprises!”

Full Quote: “People aren’t looking for any more surprises.” Bill Keller, editor of New York Times as quoted by Matthew Rose, The Wall Street Journal, Tuesday July 15, 2003

Aphorism 80: “It’s being on the court!” Chris Evert, professional tennis player.

Aphorism 79: “Catch fire and carry the rest of us forward!” Rick Livingston, Institute for Collaborative Research and Public Humanities

Friday, May 22, 2009

Jane Smiley, A Thousand Acres and one Winston Churchill



Aphorism 78: “The main requirement is simple endurance!”

Full Quote: “At the quarry, it was easier to feel that the main requirement was simple endurance.” Jane Smiley, Chapter 32 of A Thousand Acres, 1991, Winner of the Pulitzer Prize

Aphorism 77: “Accept the gifts that you have been given!”

Full Quote: “The lesson I could not seem to learn was how to refuse the gifts I was to be given.” Chapter 32, Smiley, see 78 above

Aphorism 76: “A blur, that blessing of urban routine!”


Full Quote: “Otherwise, my life passed in a blur, that blessing of urban routine.” Chapter 42, Smiley, see 78 above.

Aphorism 75: “A guide to a man is his conscience!” Winston Churchill from his eulogy to Neville Chamberlain.